[SMITE] Thanatos Guide if you household ran out of razor blades

Thanatos the God of Death Lore

Abilities

Passive - This isn't a PHASE
After listening to too much Nickelback, Thanatos can no longer use his abilities without cutting himself.



1st Ability - Wanna know how I got these scars?
Thanatos chucks his dirty razor in front of him, giving any enemies hit with it Tetanus. The tears of his enemies fuel his need for vengeance and heal him for a portion of the damage dealt.

2nd Ability - Now I am become death
The flashbacks of his abusive father release the steering hatred within his soul, enabling him to move faster and deal more damage with his custom made scythe.

3rd Ability - You SPEAK when SPOKEN to
Remembering the time he was given pistachio icecream instead of vanilla, Thanatos is thrown into one of his many flashbacks. Yelling out his mothers name, he blindly swings his scythe in a fit of rage, silencing anyone who tries to help with his mental disability.

4th Ability - Mount Olympus, circa. 1938, colorized.
Thanatos, at the-brink of his sanity knows that the slightest mistake by the surrounding sheep would cause a catastrophe for everyone around him. Thinking about his favorite episode of Dexter, he takes upon the role of the judge and the executioner darkening the sky with his black wings, slaughtering the weak and stomping peaceful settlements to the ground.

Sideways for attention, longways for results.

If you are actually going to play Thanatos, I will be forced to contact the authorities. Hopefully, in the next 24 hours, you will be apprehended and gunned down at the spot.

Now, how does a normal sane human being hit his one? That's rather simple, sister: It's absolutely impossible.

Such tasks fall upon the primordial beings, the defimations of our very existence. THE THANATOS ARENA MAINS THAT BUY DEATHBRINGER FIRST ITEM AND RUINED MY ENTIRE SUNDAY BECAUSE I WAS TRYING TO GET A FWOTD FOR THOSE FREE GEMS. HOW COULD A LOVING GOD ALLOW SUCH CRUELTY.

For ranked Conquest, mind you. Other modes are for FILTHY UNCULTURED CASUAL SWINES.

So, the build I stole from Smite.guru goes as follows:

Guide by Tobias