[Rainbow Six Siege] First time playing guide

This guide is to help all those new players who might be struggling to grasp the true nature of Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege, as it seems falsely marketed toward more mature audiences.

Step 1: Downloading The Game

As you download the game, make sure you thank your bus driver before getting off. This is to ensure people in your presense feel welcomed. You wouldn't want anyone to not feel that.

Step 2: Opening The Game and Finding a Match

As you open the game, make sure you always send a nice and kind hearted thank you letter to Ubisoft for their gracious gift of this game and it's horribly flawed very good matchmaking.

While searching for a match, it may appear to you that this game is unsuitable for children. This is simply not true, as Ubisoft has added many features to promote children playing this game, such as the censorship which was a much requested feature and really makes this game much more enjoyable as no one can taint your experience by saying words of the devil.

Step 3: Playing The Game

When you do arrive in a match, it may appear as a shooter type game. This is untrue, it is a safe haven to have nice friendly conversations with fellow players. Make sure you don't say anything rude or mean though, those could result in a ban because Ubisoft knows no one likes big meanies in their game. Also, little Johnny might see it and you wouldn't want him scarred would you?

Step 4: Finishing Your Match/Ending Your Gaming Session

By this time you should feel good and happy about your time spent in this lovely game. As your increasing frustration grows at Ubisoft making this into a kids game, leave and play something you might actually enjoy now. Enjoy your time playing this great game and always remember, meanies get the bannies!

Guide by Crust Stuffer