[Brawlhalla] Taunting like a pro guide

This guide will 100% ,guaranteed, teach you how to taunt like a pro.

Basics

So, you either are here because of four reasons:

1. You want to learn how to be a **** and taunt properly
2. You are a no life on steam and saw a new guide
3. You like my other poorly made... I mean... well made guide. 
4. You. 

Now, I am going to help you become a pro at taunting. The most vital component to winning in Brawlhalla. This strategy has a 100,000.01% chance to help you become a diamond taunt main. This is the best skill in Brawlhalla. You will git gud.

Getting Started

So, if you read my last professionally crafted guide, you will know that this is one of.. (three?) methods in which you become a pro at ranked (*cough, self advertising, *cough*). The first step in order to taunt is by far one of the hardest things in Brawlhalla. It requires so much effort that you will potentially collapse. The first step:

Press <insert taunt button here because you can rebind keys or be special and use a controller>. This step is vital to taunting. If you fail at this step it is understandable. If you fail so badly you get your finger stuck inside your keyboard then it is fine and normal... I think. If you actually managed to succeed at this then congratulations. You are not a complete failure.

Getting Afterstarted

Now that you have mastered pressing a button, we can move on to more advanced strategies. In order to become more of a pro at taunting. You can use one of TWO THOUSAND... no... just two... tactics which I have 100% not stolen off of other people. Anyway, the first tactic:

1. GRAVITY CANCEL TAUNT. Now, you may be wondering: "Why am I still reading this guide". But fret not, you seem to have no life anyway so continue. Gravity cancelling, if you don't know, is a shield thing in the air and then a move thing during the shield thing. So, by gravity cancel taunting as high up as you can go on the map, you will be sure to show off your skills.
2. GRAVITY CANCEL TAUNT WITH A THROW WEAPON THING. Now, you may be wondering: "Did he reuse the exact same tactic and the exact same starting sentence?". The answer to that is shut up. I am running out of ideas leave me alone. So, in order for you not to get attacked as well as to show off your amazing skills... you have to throw your weapon at the enemy to stun them and then gravity cancel taunt. This may take a while to master but I am sure you have enough time considering you are wasting a lot of it right now by reading this guide.
3. GRAB A ROPE. I know I said there were only two tactics but I am great at lying. The third tactic is to GRAVITY CANCEL TAUNT WITH A THROW WEAPON THING (technical name) and then, whilst your character is taunting, grab a nearby rope, tie a noose and attatch it to your fan. Then, insert your head into the noose, turn the fan on and you have completed the training. One less toxic pro gamer in the game.

Conclusion

How are you reading this, you fool. You should be deded. Anyway, um... I didn't plan for this to become any longer. I guess you can now go and buy a taunt or something or even give this a rating because that will take you less time than actually reading the guide. Goodbye.

Guide by TestedBubble